Please don't sue me :)

2:18 AM

I know. I know. I haven’t written in a while. Sue me.

Please don’t sue me. I have very little money, and it would be a waste of everyone’s time.

I should probably talk about being abroad, but my mind is quite hung up on a conversation from earlier in the night. How do you start your own religion?

DISCLAIMER: I’m not trying to start my own religion and I understand that talking about it and making this disclaimer makes it all seem incredibly suspicious, but please believe that I am not starting a religion or a cult (for now)

But honestly, I’m very curious. I had heard in the past that all you need is a following of seven people. However, I realize that if that is the case then anything that at least seven people care about is a religion. Like…lentils could be a religion.

(side note: I’ve gotten really into lentils recently. It’s a whole thing. It’s not important)

BACK TO THE POINT: so for that reason I think my previous knowledge is not correct. I feel like you would start a religion the way that Michael Scott declares bankruptcy. Anyone who does not understand that reference go right now, watch all of “The Office”, understand the joke, then come back. I’ll wait.

*waits for you to watch “The Office”*

Isn’t it so good? They do such a good job with the finale. Good for them.

Anyway, if I somewhere find more information on how to form a religion I will let you know. I know you care deeply. I also am SURE you are immensely curious as to what brought up this INTERESTING conversation.

Alright fine…I’ll tell you…but try to be a little less nosy okay…thanks….

So, I was talking to two of my friends- who for the sake of discretion will remain nameless.

(REBEKAH AND AIDAN YOU’RE BEING MENTIONED ON THE BLOG)

Now where was I…?

Oh yes! So me and my two nameless friends were talking and I asked them what kind of shoe they thought they were and one of them said “the shoe we’d like to be or the shoe we think fits our personality” and I said “both” and then from there it was said that this could be like astrology but with shoes instead of horoscopes and that we could make a religion out of it and then we were talking and one of the nameless friends said “this is dumb but is making a religion free?” and then I said I’d always wondered about that and the rest of the conversation makes up the entire contents of this page.

I’m sure you are thrilled you read all of this. I think that’s it…

Oh! And London is great! I waited in a line for roughly two hours for a free doughnut with three other friends who shall remain nameless (KRISTEN AND ANDREW AND CARLEE YOU’RE ALSO HERE) and it was one of the most excellent uses of time that I can think of.

I could say that I’m going to sleep now, but that’s simply untrue. I am going to stop writing now though! More to come soon!

Good Night and Good Morning

-Carly